Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Why Google Results Sucks - Volume 2


If you look on the left side of the Google search page you'll see "More search tools".
Click here and you'll see an expanded list of search tools.
At the bottom is a tool called "Verbatim".
Click on 'Verbatim' and nothing seems to happen.
Look to the top of the page just below the search field.
"Verbatim - Learn more"

(At this point they know what you're up to and they don't want to leave any bread crumbs to make it easy to find this tool.)

Here is the link to the page, and here is the text of the page. I'm sure they'll change it soon enough as once you read it you can see the utter arrogance in the tone of the message.

Basically Google is saying...you are a toad. You are a goat. You are a sheep.

YOU MY FRIEND ARE A PAWN IN A BIG SCHEME, AND THE HOUSE OF CARDS IS FALLING IN AROUND THE SCHEME SO THEY ARE NOW DOING WHAT THEY WANT RATHER THAN WHAT YOU ASK.

To quote Dick Cheney: "The wheel has turned, it is time for them to go."

Google Verbatim Tool, or the WHAT I REALLY WANTED TOOL

Search Sample:  earbuds

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